Entertainment

Adam Crack: Fire Whip (all season)

Holder of NINE Guinness Book World Records, Adam Crack’s skills are unrivaled anywhere. Adam performs sophisticated, high-energy routines, featuring his own dry humor in spoken material, anecdotes, historical or educational stories. And yes, there is always room for audience participation, so come prepared!

AERIAL SILK FANTASY (July 8 – Aug 6)

Lauryn Murray graces the floor and nimbly climbs the precarious heights of silk, appearing as though gravity were merely a suggestion, not reality. Lauryn’s beauty, grace, and skill will awe the young and old alike as she floats effortlessly 30 feet above Shakespeare’s Meadow near the RenQuest™ encampment.

ARNE PARROTT (All season)

Whimsical, wonderful, and always witty, Arne Parrott’s music captures the simple enchantment of the faire and encapsulates it within a myriad of musical mirth.

Audience with the Queen (all season, Sundays only)

For those who live in the Faire city of Bristol, this is their once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet Her Majesty. Will they bring joyous song and comedy as a gift or a serious matter that can only be settled by royal decree? Join us on Sunday evenings at the Nobles’ Glade. No two audiences are ever the same!

Barely Balanced (all season)

Bristol’s favorite masters of acrobatic comedy have come home to roost, climb, balance and amaze! Performing acrobatic feats that you will see nowhere else, as well as their end of day fire show, Barely Balanced must not be missed!

Bounding Main (July 15, 16, Aug 5, 6, Sept 2, 3)

Bounding Main is a Great Lakes based acapella vocal group that sings richly harmonic versions of traditional and contemporary maritime songs. Their shows are filled with spirit, humor, and harmony and their arrangements of nautical-themed music bring the listener into the world of fellowship, adventure, and romance.

Breakfast With The Brass (all season)

Start the morning entertainment off with an infusion of music that will carry you throughout the day. Bristol’s Royal Brass is a team of master musicians who play their way through a morning set that both provokes and invigorates. Awaken the dawn and have a cup of Breakfast with the Brass.

The Bristol Buskin’ Frolic (all season)

The Bristol Buskin’ Frolic can be found dancing and singing throughout the city.  Whether they are at the Maypole or in the city streets this group is the life of the entertainment party!

Broon (July 8 – 30, Aug 26 – Sept 4)

Broon brings a conversational style to the variety comedy world with less emphasis on corny gags and empty flash and more on audience interaction and personality. While cracking bullwhips, juggling bowling balls, or eating fire Broon keeps the laughs alive with a dry wit and extemporaneous style that keeps audiences in stitches. With his variety skills and stand-up comedy style Broon presents a show filled end to end with sly humor and impressive stunts and Broon’s extensive improvisational experience guarantees no two shows will be exactly alike.

BROTHERS BLACKQUILL: IMPROVISED PLAYS (July 8 – Aug 27)

Join Johnathan and Quentin in their quest to write the greatest play ever written. With their trusty bag of scrolls and suggestions from the audience, watch as the Brothers Blackquill create a brand new hit play on the spot. A completely improvised show where you, the audience, get to influence the story, create the characters, and tell us what happens next!

Chalk Artist (all season)

Bristol’s own Magdalena daVinci returns! Join the incredibly talented and self taught chalk artist as she creates massive works of art!

Children’s Knighting Ceremony (varies, check schedule)

Does your young one (age 12 & younger) demonstrate the knightly virtues and deserve to be elevated by the Queen? Join us at the Nobles’ Glade promptly at 4:00 p.m. (limited dates, check schedule) to review the manners knights/ladies/guardians are expected to demonstrate, and then meet Her Majesty!
(Please arrive on time for this limited event as we may not be able to accommodate late arrivals.)

photo: Gretel M Hansen

Country Dancing (all season)

Can you hear the beat of the drums? The sweet melody of the violin? Perhaps the soaring notes of a flute? It must be time for country dancing! Join us to celebrate the Queen’s arrival in Bristol by dancing with our family, friends, neighbors, and even travelers from distant lands. You can come to watch, or even better, grab a partner and join the dance!

Court of Common Pleas (all season)

Laugh your way to the stocks as the Sheriff of Bristol hears the many zany crimes committed on this festival day and hands out their special brand of justice. No crime, however small or obscure, will be ignored while the Queen is in the city.

Courtly Fashion (all season)

Have you ever wondered how many layers the nobles are really wearing? Why do certain nobles wear certain items? How long does it take to put all that stuff on? All these questions and more will be answered! If you are lucky, Her Majesty the Queen may stop in to display the current style. photo: TG Davison

Courtly Life (all season)

You’re invited to rub elbows with your noble cousins in the Nobles’ Glade all day, every Faire day! Highlights include…

Present the Nobility: First impressions are everything. Will the nobles meet with Her Majesty’s approval this day?

Music & Dance: Before taking their meal, the court works up an appetite with music – the food of love! Witness the stately dances and the swirl of jewels as the nobles woo one another on the dance floor.

Court Feast: Bring your lunch and join us for a picnic in the shady glade. We’ll provide the finest entertainment for Her Majesty and you, her guests!

Sewing Circle: Have you ever wondered what it took to hand sew an Elizabethan shirt? Ladies from the court will be in the Nobles’ Glade working on clothing, hand blackwork embroidery, weaving, and more.

Craig of Farrington (all season)

A wandering minstrel, specializing in love songs and bawdy songs. Craig of Farrington has been a fixture of Bristol since our inaugural season and continues to delight lovers and sweethearts with songs to bring them closer together. This delightful balladeer can be found wandering the lanes throughout the festival. Stop, listen, and learn to love.

DAN THE BARD (July 8 – 30, Aug 12 – Sept 4)

Teller of tales, singer of songs, and master of musical humor Dan walks the land, singing songs, telling tales, and doing good deeds. Listen to the tale of the “Drunken Gnome Illusionist.” Learn why a mouse, a bird, and a sausage are doomed to death! Be sure to look for Dan near the RenQuest™ encampment and ask about this one time… at Bard camp…

Ded Bob Sho (July 8 – Aug 20) (Rated PG-13)

“Hey, Audience!” Announcing the return of the Ded Bob Sho! The hardest-working cadaver in show business is back with all matters bawdy and profane. Corpse comedy and audience interaction at their finest!

Dirk and Guido: The Swordsmen! (All Season)

Blades flash in the sunlight and the cry of “What ho!” echoes through the air. Dirk & Guido: The Swordsmen, return to Bristol for another season of flashing steel, daring-do, and the wooing of women. Bold and Stupid Men at your Service!

Dora Viellette (all season)

Dora Viellette will take you through time with an intriguing array of music on the hurdy-gurdy. From classics of the Medieval and Renaissance to traditional Celtic and Folk favorites, her blend of sounds and songs will tempt your ears, make you want to stay for a spell, and leave you wanting to hear more.

Dungeons & Shakespeare (Aug 5 – 13, Sept 2 – 4)

Welcome to a world where you can see the greatest characters from Shakespeare possibly killed by horrific monsters.
Inspired by the Bard, determined by dice, brought to life on stage.
Join in an epic adventure that is different every time as the audiences’ choices and the roll of giant dice decides if the heroes live or die.
All the world’s a game…Come be a player!

Eddie Jeff Cahill (July 15 – Aug 20)

Songs, stories, and tall tales tumble from his lips like barrels over a waterfall, shattering rings & staves on the water. A True Wandering Minstrel!

Fantastikals (All season)

The Fantastikals bring magic, wonder, and surprise to the town of Bristol! The Queen’s visit loosens the boundary of the enchanted realms, and fairies, elves, elementals, and spirit archetypes materialize, their supernatural energy swirling through the town, and manifesting a magical forest right at the heart of everyday Bristol. Humans both young and grown who are gifted with “second sight” (maybe just for this one special day) may find themselves seeing and even communicating with these wordless beings– be ready for goosebumps!

THE FREESTYLERS OF PIPING (All season)

Inspired by the progressive rock bands and jazz musicians of the 60s and 70s. The Freestylers of Piping, consisting of long-time Renaissance faire performers David Duncan, and Michael Huebner along with Armando Wood, aim to create music that reflects these influences with the use of The Great Highland Bagpipe, Percussion, and Bass.

GABRIEL QUIRK (July 8 – Aug 20)

Gabriel Q is a puppeteer, costume and puppet builder, and a variety performer. He has performed for 25 years at major Renaissance Festivals across the country. He also performed at the Kim Tom Clown Festival in Shanghai, China in 2008. For the past 10 years, Gabriel has built and performed large puppets for the krewes of Orpheus and Muses for the Marti Gras parades in New Orleans. Find him on stage as the “Flying Freak Show.”

How Not to Die! (All season)

Whether it’s succumbing to disease or getting three feet of steel thrust at you, health and wellness in the 16th Century can be hard work! Join your Bristol Trayn’d Bande in an entertaining look at health, and swordplay, and learn the most valuable lesson of How Not to Die!

IVANOVICH! (Aug 19 – Sept 4)

Ivanovich the Impossibilist, master of prestidigitation, brings his own flavor of magic, mystery, and illusion to Bristol.

THE JACKDAWS (ALL SEASON)

The Jackdaws deliver original, contemporary, and traditional Irish Rock to audiences across the land. This trailblazing trio will excite and have you coming back for more with their driving melodies and relentlessly aggressive lyrics. More Irish than a drunken roar, and a damned sight messier, meet The Jackdaws.

John O’Monroe (all season)

John O’Monroe has traveled the known world listening and learning music from faraway lands. John can be heard in the lanes masterfully performing on big drums, bigger drums, and the hammered dulcimer.

The Jousters (all season)

The Jousters are excited to bring their fully armored, hard-hitting and wholly unique style of jousting to Bristol. This is a true sport – every lance break and shield shatter achieved is done in an authentic quest for victory! Come cheer for majestic steeds and noble knights as they compete for The Golden Chain of Bristol!

Lady Ettie – Lady Ettie’s “Me Playce” (all season)

Join Lady Ettie for her version of tea-time as she takes a well-deserved break from her self-appointed position as Bristol’s welcoming committee. Bring the whole family to what is truly a mad tea party, filled with games, stories, and laughter.

The Langer’s Ball (ALL SEASON)

The Langer’s Ball is a two-piece Irish Folk-punk band that has been writing, touring, and performing for well over a decade. Playing their own brand of traditional drinking songs and original material, their sound is harder-hitting and bigger than you’d expect it ever could be. With a thumping beat and a flurry of notes and harmonies, you’ll dash to refill your drink and cheer for more.

The Lynx Show (all season)

The Lynx Show is a unique blend of magic, sword swallowing, and comedy. Lynx is a veteran when it comes to performing at Renaissance festivals across the country. Not only is there audience interaction and participation but a strong positive message at the end. From death-defying feats of amazement to bewildering moments that just can’t be explained, The Lynx Show is sure to thrill you! So, don’t miss out and be part of the fun!

Marhaba (all season)

Celebrate the hypnotic rhythms of dance and drum with Marhaba!

Ménage À Moi Comedy (Rated R)(all season)

Bawdy Positive™ entertainment favoring frivolity versus vulgarity. Filled with spicy songs and stand-up, the humorously indecent stylings of Ménage à Moi Comedy pair nicely with a cooling beer or a smooth whiskey and ages like a fine wine.
Come for the liberated, inclusive camaraderie. Stay for the belly laughs, new friends, and an organic interactive unpredictability ensuring every show is a unique experience.
Parental Advisory, Explicit Content

MooNie the Magnif’Cent (all season)

With very few words, but a LOT of action, MooNiE returns for his 31st season! Whether you watch his award-winning clown and stunt MooNiE Show, his stand-up/story show MooNiE Tales, The MooNiE and Broon Show, or all THREE, get ready to be surprised. You may think you have seen it before, but it’s never the same twice. Thank you!

NEW! Music the Gathering (July 8 – 23)

Music the Gathering is a party of adventurers who will take you on a musical journey with their bardic inspiration! With seemingly endless energy and a passion for all things nerdy, these kooky musicians tell fantastical stories through songs with folk harmonies and various instruments. Gather with them for fun and frivolity!

Musket Firing (All season)

Join your Bristol Trayn’d Bandes as they showcase the latest in modern military technology. Witness how black powder firearms were used historically, and the spectacle of smoke and fire!

New Minstrel Revue (all season)

The New Minstrel Revue has traveled all across America sharing their unique mixture of original and traditional music to excited and appreciative audiences. With a focus on vocal harmonies and a high level of musicianship, these seasoned performers are consistently finding new ways to make you laugh, make you cry, or make you want to get drunk and start a band.

Rambling Sailors (all season)

Rambling Sailors is a new effort by performers Gregg and Susan Csikos. Both successful soloists in their own right, Gregg and Susan performed for over a decade individually. Now with a combined experience of 25 years on the circuit, a repertoire of hundreds of songs, and harmonies that please the ear and lift the spirit, Rambling Sailors is on a mission to bring traditional sea music, history, and stories to the stage, delivered in the style that inspired generations of sailors to go to sea.

RenQuest (all season)

RenQuest™ is a game full of thoughtful and fun challenges, a story where you are the hero, and a place where the epic legends of King Arthur’s Court live on during Queen Elizabeth’s Renaissance. The Order of Camelot has been cursed, and we need champions to set them free!

Gameplay is $20 and recommended for ages 12 and up (but we’ve had players as young as 8 with accompanying parents). Sign up at the RenQuest™ Red Vardo, located near the Cheshire Chase stage on your Faire map. Tickets are available from 11:30 a.m. – 3:00 p.m. every Faire day.

Seaing Stars Productions (July 8, 9, 29 & 30)

“3…2…1… BUBBLE STORM!” Experience the ephemeral beauty of bubbles like never before with Seaing Stars Productions. With their handcrafted bubble solution and wands, magic-making siblings Nikolai and Pippa Popper transform a space with captivating bubble artistry, designed to thrill children, adults, and everyone in between.

Photo credit: John Lambert

Seraphim Arabesque Ensemble (Aug 26 – Sept 4)

The Seraphim Arabesque Ensemble is a music and dance group based in Southern California. They blend cross-cultural music and dance from MENANHT (Middle Eastern, North African, Hellenistic, Turkish) traditions with uniquely American art forms. They fuse contemporary sounds and movements with a historical flare.

Ship Shape (July 8 – 30, Aug 12 – Sept 4)

Ahoy there! We are Ship Shape, a music and comedy group newly ashore and here to entertain any landlubber looking for a laugh! We specialize in sea shanties, tight harmonies, and nautical (sometimes naughty!) humor. Join Frankie, Swiss, and Mack for a shipload of fun!

Sturdy Beggars Mud Show® – The Mud Pit™ (Rated PG-13) (all season)
The original Mud Show

All we know for sure is that in 1979 The Sturdy Beggars™ first “fell” into their special “field” of “entertainment” somewhere in the rich and tasty topsoil of the Midwest. Since then the first, the only, the original Mud Show® (Reg No. 1,985,845 with the United States Patent & Trademark Office) has toured to over 22 Renaissance Faires across the continental United States. With their adage “the whole world’s a stage, just add water,” this “greatest show in earth” has left nothing but laughter and mayhem in its sullied wake.

Table Setting Ceremony (all season)

The nobility may not be present, but the household staff is hard at work preparing the feast! Learn why putting a plate down in the wrong order could be a grievous insult, and which traditions continue into the modern fine-dining experience.

Tenacious DnD (July 8 – 30)

A glimpse into the musical mind of chaos, Tenacious DnD plays the streets and stages with some of his intergalactically renowned critical hits, some of which are so spontaneous they haven’t been written yet! Come out for the tunes, stay for a ‘Riggle Do’ or two and leave with some Bardic Inspiration!

NEW! Tiny Girl, Big Show (July 8 – Aug 20)

Experience the unhinged circus world of Stahr! Brace yourself for fire, flips, whips, and an epic finale that will leave you laughing on the edge of your seat. The pint-sized internet sensation is bringing her full-length show filled with hilarious stories, live music, and daring feats of circus stunts that inspire all ages. 7 weeks only! Catch the excitement of this hilarious one-woman circus extravaganza before she disappears!

Tortuga Twins (July 8 – Aug 13)

Playfully bawdy and openly audacious, the Tortuga Twins (all three of them) present a variety of audience-interactive tales ranging from the more family-friendly “Robin Hood” and (Brand New) “Snow White” shows to the racier “Big Bad Wolf.” At the end of the day, adults of all ages can cut loose along with the Tortugas at their “Swordfighting & Stupidity” R-Rated show. Discover which performance best suits your comedic pallet. The choice is yours!

TWO BARD PARTY (Aug 5 – 20)

Randal Piper (Tenacious DnD) is joined by his best friend and fellow bard, Rowan Thorne to bring you many original songs of fantasy, comedy, and adventure ranging from the inspirational to the ridiculous and unfortunate. Prepare yourself for Full-Frontal Nerdity!

Washing Well Wenches (all season)

The Washing Well Wenches take up residence in Bristol to earn a living by cleaning laundry… or by marrying a wealthy man. This naughty and tempestuous twosome will win your hearts with a rollicking, laugh-filled, one-of-a-kind show!

Weapons of War (all season)

Your Bristol Trayn’d Bande is ready to take on any foe! We’ll show you how to do it too, if only our Captain and Lieutenant can agree on the best soldier for the job. Comedy and violence erupt as the battle between Pike, Shotte, and Cavalry takes place!

Wiggins Faerie Lore Magician (all season)

Magician, storyteller, and human ambassador to the faerie realm. While Wiggins seems to be a human fantasy jukebox, his true agenda is educating folk in the needs of the little people and getting himself elected again. He is recognizable by his very large mushroom, the smallest stage in the shire. If you don’t believe in faeries before you have met Wiggins, you most likely will after!